“I love how I have to go to the bathroom so bad to the point where I feel like I’m gonna literally poop my pants, and mid-waddle through the hallway, I go back to my room so I can get my phone, so you can keep me company through my bowel movement” - Jordan

*Note: That’s not Jordan, it’s a…

I love you! and megan’s not really “crazy,” but heartless for sure. it’s still funny to me how your jordan has a megan/meghan/however she spells it too. the names just don’t mix well, I guess. lol